but i started my morning attempting to cook wholemeal pancakes, it tasted like eating metamucal straight up, so i gave up and hitnthe gym down stairs and did a half a...ed worked out in my flanny pjs, looked at the hot tub and knew i would be back but for now its SLEDDING TIME! and it was my first time so off i went outside to play with the real 5 year olds (and some people my age too)
so it was my turn after watching a few people go down and stopping by the fence, this looked simple enough, so on i get at the top of the tiniest hill ever,and turned to ask hannah this 5 year old girl "what do i do, ive never done this before?" and she simply said, "well its easy, ill just push you" so i went sledding down this hill soo fast and realised that i was not goin to stop, and i hit that fence sooo hard i broke it and almost went through and fell back onto the snow in so much pain, i thought i had lost the tip of my finger from slamming it between the sled and the fence at full speed and my lower back copped the edge of the timber at such speed too.i got carried off inside to find out that my finger was still attatched it just really didnt feel like it.
after i had calmed down, we all started having a chat about what happened, they all failed to tell me that i was meant to bail before hitting the fence because nothing was going to slow me down! thanks guys!
but all in all it was pretty funny, now i can say i have been sledding and managed to really bang myself up, i now have a huge bruised lump on my back and am hobbling around but i will live!
so instead of a bandiad making it all better, unwrapping christmas presents did the job just fine!i scored a beautiful cashmire red checked scarf, silvre hoop earing, some lancome makeup, awesome red scottish dog fannel ps, a beach bag for the carribbean in a few days and some awesome quality wool socks thats are apparently super fancy. so i did very well and its not even christmas!.. followed by that hot tub i knew i was going to have and a glass of baileys (they dont go well together)
this is the moment i knew i had failed!check out my face!!
to solve all the problems i thought id act like an Aussie and just have a beer!!
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